…this is the first person I would follow. Please excuse the vulgarity, but shitmydadsays made me laugh harder than I have in a long time. Heather and I were both in tears…literally. Here is your preview of a few of them that I plan to use at some future date. Remember, there is no need to actually have a Twitter account for this.
- “Who in the fuck is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?…That’s her? Yeah, that’s a stripper, son, I don’t give a shit what you say.”
- “Everybody loves that Da Vinci code book. Bullshit, it sucks. I read it. It’s for all the dummies.”
- “I’m having a Makers Mark, you want one? What? 7up? I ain’t mixing fucking makers with 7up. Might as well put a lil’ fucking umbrella in it”
- “Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me.”
- “They serve Jim Beam on airplanes. Tastes like piss. You wouldn’t be able to tell the difference, because you drink shit. I don’t.”
I could easily go on, but I will stop.